@UnFitz: Hey girl, are you a check engine light? 'Cause I'm not sure what you're trying to tell me but I have a feeling you're going to ruin my day.
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@Smooheed: Jobs I'd be shit at: -brain surgeon -rocket scientist -ventriloquist -goat herder -sober person thingy