@oldlinds: Hey good news everyone : the history test I spent all night tossing and turning about, ended up being just a dream, as I graduated from high school 12 years ago
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@grimpossible: Just gave the Earth a one-star rating and a bad review on TripAdvisor to discourage any aliens that were planning an invasion.
@Nickadoo: When a friend dies, I'm not sure if I should unfriend them on Facebook or occasionally "poke" them to see if they're still dead.
@fro_vo: Genie: i will give you 3 wishes Me: okay i’ll take 3 dolphins Genie: i said wishes, not fishes Me: dolphins are mammals idiot