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@koalaslament: DATING TIP: show her your hula hoop skills. keep adding hula hoops. you're now a slinky. everybody loves a slinky.
@Ivsy01: Him: How was your day? Me: (watching a movie about a shark trapped in a grocery store) Very busy.