You Might Also Like


Lots of hockey tweets, sadly I’m from Alabama where a bunch of white guys chasing something black with sticks has a whole different meaning.


maybe the white peopel who are scared of immigrants are only scared b/c they kno what white peopel did when they first immigrated to america


Me: mmm daddy, all up in there
Priest: it’s “our father who art in heaven”


This pregnancy test confirmed my worst fear… I’m just fat.


My coworkers think I’m always busy but I’m really just trying to remember my password.


Dodo, a bird, an extinct bird
Ray, a pancake from the sea
May, a fly that lives one day
Fox, tells lies on my TV


Ahh, birds chirping outside my window.
*lets the cat out*
*goes back to sleep*