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@SingleVixxen: If I ask you how your weekend was, don't reply with "not long enough." Don't be that guy. I will reply with "that's what she said."
@kikdbakbitch: 7: I need a pet pig so I can always have bacon. Me: There are some fundamental flaws in your plan but I like the way you think.
@InternetHippo: groundhog: sorry guys, 6 more weeks of winter everyone (sunbathing in february): ok