@just1fool: Hey, little bird! Maybe you wouldn't have to move your head around so much looking for threats if you didn't make so much god damn noise!
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@Mr_Bucky: My weird paranoid neighbor, shreds all her mail and closes all the shades. But never locks her basement window.
@DropsNoPanties: 10pm: If I fall asleep now, I can get a full eight hours of sleep. 12am: If I fall asleep now, I can get a solid six hours of sleep. 2am: If I fall asleep now, I can still get four hours of sleep. 4am: If I fall asleep now, I can hopeful get two hours of sleep. 6am: If I FML
@Bob_Janke: I need a fifth of Wild Turkey, some meth, three sticks of dynamite and a Bible. I'll explain later.