Legend has it there are 13 ways to have sex. So far, all I’ve found is 1 and it wasn’t even that great since all we used was my imagination.
Hey remember that snarky insult you threw my way three weeks ago? Well now I have comeback so please repeat it.
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My God: dead.
My world: disenchanted.
My invitation on LinkedIn: declined.
On the sofa and hear boyfriend start laughing to himself in the kitchen.
Turns out he’d just learned that 88 couples have come out of quarantine in China and immediately filed for divorce
friendship on fleek
*rubs magic lamp, genie appears*
I wish for World peace.
Genie: Can’t do it.
Genie: Listen bro, I lied on my genie resume.
I bet you say that to all the guys…
I went to walmart today. I got the cart with three wheels and a hoof. This always happens to me.
-Honey, what made you fall in love with me?
-But my mother lives 5000 miles away.
FRIEND: Women like guys that are mysterious.
DATE: So, tell me about yourself.
Understanding women isn’t rocket science.
Rocket science has rules and boundaries.