@tylerschmall: Hi, fire department? My cat is in a tree. Television has taught me that this is your problem.
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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: I love living in a place with four seasons. Me, the first day I have to scrape ice off my car: Screw this entire state.
@mrtruthandsoul: Me: ... Dog: ... Me: ... Dog: ... Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: .. Me: .. Dog: .. Me: ... Dog: ... (Women, take note *ahem* Man's best friend)
@FeelingEuphoric: GIRL: daddy look it’s a killer whale WHALE: for your information I’m only a suspect at this point
@fuzzlime: I have a "wayward" son & telling him to "carry on" doesn't sound like good advice, but whatever you say, kansas