Bird seed is amazing. I sprinkled some on the garden and when I checked 10 minutes later lots of new little birds had already sprung up.
Hi we’re a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can’t ever find our dog.
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I like my coffee like I like my women.
Not banging my friends.
A shoutout to the jackass that stole my ATM card. I hope you enjoy your $3.62.
what if we pronounced “envelope” like “penelope”
All day: I’m so tired I could cry
12:30 am: Not only should I write a musical, I should do it right now
Oh, you wash your clothes each time you wear them? Well la de da, your majesty.
My Shakespeare brings all the boys to the yard
And they’re like
We’re gonna kick your ass fancy boy
ME: i forgot my charger
COWORKER: you should invest in a spare to keep in your bag
ME: i forgot all 4 of my chargers
Me: *braids girl’s hair*
Girl: *turns around, terrified*
Me: The movie was boring me…
*leans back in seat*
Standing behind a hot guy on a treadmill saying ‘don’t worry baby, I’ll catch you if you fall’ makes him run for a really really long time