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@Babasnookie: Him: Describe our relationship in two words
Me: Our what?
@angeliav68: I put on real clothes today. What more can my boss want from me?
@GingerHotDish: *Eating my third bowl of ice cream*
I really thought this Keto diet would be harder.
@Sickayduh: Lawyer: The defense rests
Judge: Counselor, your rebuttal?
Lawyer: HAHAHA that sounded like "you're a butthole"
Judge: LOLOLOL #Buttle
@stacywawa1: I just saw a guy put deodorant on before walking into an adult bookstore.
I kinda want to date him now.
@Reverend_Scott: Fun Fact:
Valentine's Day was created by a woman than didn't get what she wanted for Christmas.