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@LittleMissAngr1: Him: *recites romantic speech he wrote about his undying love for me*

Priest: And the bride?

Me: *realising my vows weren't supposed to be a list of the shit I won't put up with* um, pass.

Him: *recites romantic speech he wrote about his undying love for me*

Priest: And the bride? 

Me: *realising my vows weren’t supposed to be a list of the shit I won’t put up with* um, pass.

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