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@LoveNLunchmeat: Him: Why are you so obsessive? Why can't you just let things go?

Me: *sighs and puts my 24 page essay on why toast is terrible back into my briefcase*

Him: Why are you so obsessive? Why can’t you just let things go?

Me: *sighs and puts my 24 page essay on why toast is terrible back into my briefcase*

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