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@djdarrellripley: Him: You're a DJ? I'm not one for dancing. I've got this leg, you see? I've had it since the war.

Me: How long have you had the other one?

Him: You’re a DJ? I’m not one for dancing. I’ve got this leg, you see? I’ve had it since the war. 

Me: How long have you had the other one?

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