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@MissNaughty1801: Him:I'm not going to use this taxi company again. They nearly killed me this morning
Me:don't be so hasty darling...give them another chance

Him:I’m not going to use this taxi company again. They nearly killed me this morning Me:don’t be so hasty darling…give them another chance
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