Fred realized too late that he should have bought a fresh sheet for his toga, when he walked into the black light party.
Hiphop cereal idea: Ludacrisp
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them: With great power comes great responsibility
me: *shuts off electricity*
8: Daddy can we go to a haunted house tonight?
Me: You spent the night at Grandmas last week.
8: I’m telling mom.
*peels off yoga pants to reveal even yogier pants*
Me: What are your plans for tonight?
13: Think I’ll hang out with you and mom.
Me: Goddammit…uh I mean that’s great.
Guys; if she stops responding to your messages for days, 100% of the time it’s a technical problem. Keep trying.
“When I said Legos, I meant Roblox, but don’t worry about it. Santa knows what I meant.”
My 4YO, on the evening of December 23rd.
Just because you’ve never met a time traveler doesn’t mean there aren’t any. Those idiots probably all got eaten by dinosaurs
I love when you look into someone’s eyes and you can just see their face light up because they are some sort of cyborg with face lighting.