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@GinRumMe: History: delete
"Why yes, you can use my phone for a second."
@FrazzleMyGimp: GF: I think he’s gonna propose to me
Her Friend: How do u know
GF: I found a receipt from Kay jewelers for 7 thousand dollars
[I walk into the room with my hands behind my back]
ME: Hey babe have you ever seen a turtle with a gold shell