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@PrestoVision: hitman: clearly you can’t afford my rates so i’m referring you over to my partner

hit or missman: i guarantee that i will either kill the target or get you sent directly to jail

hitman: clearly you can’t afford my rates so i’m referring you over to my partner 

hit or missman: i guarantee that i will either kill the target or get you sent directly to jail

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