@jennyandteets: Holding a friend's phone for her. Just texted "put a ring on it" to five random male names. Stay tuned.
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@angibangie: Him: I love nerd girls Me: Did you know that having red beard hair happens if you only have 1 mutated MC1R gene? Him: no. not like that.
@ellle_em: Dog: BORK BORK BORK Human: STOP BARKING How Dog Interprets this exchange Dog: LOUD NOISES Human: ALSO LOUD NOISES Dog: O COOL WE R MAKIN LOUD NOISES TOGETHER NOW FREN LETS KEEP GOIN Human: MORE LOUD NOISES Dog: UR SO GOOD AT THIS
@Jtweeters: If you love someone, set them free. If they return... something, something, Justin Bieber's a lesbian.