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@FrazzleMyGimp: [Home Depot staff meeting]

BOSS: Someone has been breaking all the wood. Any idea who it is?

ME: [tightening my green karate belt] Probably someone pretty strong.

[Home Depot staff meeting]

BOSS: Someone has been breaking all the wood. Any idea who it is? 

ME: [tightening my green karate belt] Probably someone pretty strong.

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