Lindor chocolates are amazing and I’m not sure how everyone isn’t talking about them all the time.
P.S please don’t tell me anything bad about them right now, like if the owner is racist or something. let me finish this bag first.
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Me: this a rush song?
Bartender: yeah, you a fan?
Me: does this answer your questions? *lifts shirt to reveal giant tattoo that says “no”*
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[the last supper]
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Judas: I got this
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