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@caithuls: honestly if it were raining men I would not hallelujah
@jake_likes_naps: "WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS GOING ON? IS THAT RAIN? OH GOD I WISH I HAD EYES" - Worms
@LostFelicia: To the raisin I just beat to death with my shoe..
Eww! I thought you were a spider.
Eww! Someone's bringing raisins in my house.
@heathenassault: Pay your exorcist or you may get repossessed.
@llvvzzz: Laughter is not the best medicine. Please take your medicine.
@AdinaSunny: Mother Earth: I'm not a regular mom. I'm a Cool Mom.
[humans pollute the atmosphere and destroy nature]
Earth: This is fine. I'm a Cool Mom