HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS ??? ???????? ?????? ?? ???? ???? LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS
“Honey did you put a dead rattlesnake in my boot?”
Oh it died?
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When 13 witches collectively fart in a cauldron and quickly cover it with a lid…
[Jesus’ dating profile]
I love wine that’s made from water, taking long walks on the ocean and going to supper w my friends.
A crab has one big arm because that’s the one he uses to bring all the groceries in.
I can’t stop thinking about what my sister took away from Endgame
*finally convinces self to date again as there are plenty of fish in the sea*
Fish: I have a koi friend.
Your cat doesn’t love you. If it were bigger it would eat you.
[Australian recipe for upside down cake]
1: make cake
I’m definitely the most successful guy in this dollar store.
That guy has a tuxedo t-shirt.
I’m the second most successful guy.