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@Home_Halfway: [Hopeless romantic phone sex line]

PHONE SEX OPERATOR: Tell me what you're wearing

ME: My heart on my sleeve

PSO: Very nice. Turn on Hallmark

ME: Oh no, you're bad

PSO: Pretend you're the guy in this movie kissing Amy Smart at the skating rink

ME: Mmm she smells of magnolia

[Hopeless romantic phone sex line]

PHONE SEX OPERATOR: Tell me what you’re wearing

ME: My heart on my sleeve

PSO: Very nice. Turn on Hallmark

ME: Oh no, you’re bad

PSO: Pretend you’re the guy in this movie kissing Amy Smart at the skating rink

ME: Mmm she smells of magnolia

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