When you wave your hand under automatic soap dispenser for 45 seconds and nothing, then it dispenses the minute you switch to the next one.
Hopscotch would be a lot more challenging if the kids actually had scotch..
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Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer.
My wife just apologised to me for the first time in years!!!
Her: I’m sorry but you’re wrong.
pros of being a jellyfish:
-gelatinous body type.
-sting the shit out of anything that tries to hug you.
my gf left me cuz i’m insecure
never mind she’s back she went pee
I just leave my autocorrects so people will think I’m really passionate about ducks.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I live in Canada. So, free health care.
I wrote out SOS with M&M’s
Five minutes later
I wrote out SO with peanut M&M’s
I’m old enough to remember when having a long cord on the home phone was privacy.