15: what do you risk becoming from taking drugs….
15: what do you risk becoming from smoking cigarettes…
15: what smacked you in the face last night?
Me: …go to your room
Horrifically awaiting the day all the shampoo bottles in my shower decide to squeeze me back.
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Damn girl, are you the Sunday crossword because I want to spend all day doing you…
Did you ever wonder what happened to He-Man to make him get bangs?
my cousin went to pride years ago and threw up on someone on a ferris wheel- fast forward 10 years, him and his husband were talking about pride and his husband told him a story about when he was thrown up on at pride- my cousin threw up on his husband 5 years before they met
We operate by one simple rule: if you smell it and you think it’s gone bad, I believe you. Further testing (by me) is unnecessary.
Eastern Europe – 1989
“If we leave the Soviet Union, we might have to get visas to visit Siberia and turnips will be more expensive”
I wonder if both Wright Brothers were behind their inventions, or it was just one & their mother yelling “Wilbur, you include your brother!”
“You missed a spot.”
ICE Cold Fact: If somebody owes you money… Put on your mask and pop up at their crib right now… They’re Home.