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@samir: horse: is ur name liam

liam neeson: yea?

horse: lol i know u we worked together on a different movie

liam neeson: does anybody else hear this horse talking to me

horse: is ur name liam liam neeson: yea? horse: lol i know u we worked together on a different movie liam neeson: does anybody else hear this horse talking to me
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