horse: is ur name liam liam neeson: yea? horse: lol i know u we worked together on a different movie liam neeson: does anybody else hear this horse talking to me

@sixfootcandy: It's always the last 10-15 peanut butter cups that you end up regretting.

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@aparnapkin: Hinder: an app that locates available singles nearby who will stall your life in some significant way

@SheBanggs: It's cute how they show subtitles during Here Comes Honey Boo Boo & pretend that anyone watching might actually know how to read.

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@AngryRaccoon2: Hi I'm in my forties and I cry when I drop something on the floor and have to bend over and pick it up.

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@Jenny4ashley: Why is there only 50 shades of grey? Why not 5,000? What's stopping them?

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