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@capnwatsisname: HOST: Make yourself at home!
ME AND MY CLONE: I prefer the lab, thanks.
@WildeThingy: [re-enacting the lift scene from Dirty Dancing] "come to me baby, and jump, and oops... You landed in my mouth again! You silly gummy bear."
@elle91: [At a bar]
Guy: Did it hurt?
G: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw.
@shawn_spree: I paid 10.50 for a movie ticket to watch Tom Cruise die continuously for 2 hours. I would have paid a hundred dollars to watch that.
@Adyaces: It's all about how much devastation you can leave in your wake.