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@friendly_moon: [hostage situation]
Any last words?
"Nah, I'm good."
If you insist. *puts gun to head* Say you're prayers.
"You are prayers. Lol."
@junejuly12: Me: ...and I also insist on cucumber water in the spa.
Satan: she’s all yours, man.
St Peter: nope, not a chance.
Satan: then there’s only one way to settle this.
St Peter: 1-2-3 go!...damn it, both paper, go again!