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@sixfootcandy: Hostess: Are you staying for dessert?
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t. I'm too full. (ice cream dripping from my purse)

Hostess: Are you staying for dessert? 
Me: Oh no, I couldn’t. I’m too full. (ice cream dripping from my purse)

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