hot instagram model girl: before each workout i always drink this

me: [laying in bed covered in crumbs] im gonna buy that

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I see your Full House and I raise you 3 episodes of Home Improvement.

-Me, not knowing how to play poker, but loving 90’s TV


Misery loves company,
and apparently that’s why my parents invite me over every Thanksgiving weekend.


A zombie apocalypse sounds even worse when you consider all those smoke detectors beeping for battery changes.


Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track.


Getting lucky during a pandemic means I just scored the last bag of doritos in the grocery store.