The thing about minigolf is you can only make the putt in 2 strokes or 16. There is no in between.
hot instagram model girl: before each workout i always drink this
me: [laying in bed covered in crumbs] im gonna buy that
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i have two moods:
?sleep is for the weak
?sleeping for a week
Calling someone a drama queen is so negative. Why not “content creator”?
In ~72 hours this will be completely incomprehensible
People who write hai and bai, wai?
I see your Full House and I raise you 3 episodes of Home Improvement.
-Me, not knowing how to play poker, but loving 90’s TV
Misery loves company,
and apparently that’s why my parents invite me over every Thanksgiving weekend.
A zombie apocalypse sounds even worse when you consider all those smoke detectors beeping for battery changes.
Keep your friends close and your enemies tied to a train track.
Getting lucky during a pandemic means I just scored the last bag of doritos in the grocery store.