@Slave_4_U: Hot single senior citizens in your area need air conditioning.
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@BlackJerms: I'm an introvert but also a narcissist so if you could find a way to praise and compliment me without having to talk to me, that'd be great
@enigmaterics: I've started my new diet by putting a salad in front of the beer. Thus I have to move it to get a beer. Because exercise is important too.
@tigersgoroooar: Killer with knife to my throat: it's ironic how you're about to die in your living room. Me: actually, that's not really what ironic means.
@JaneBadall: I always leave the room when my son's imaginary friend comes to play. I've seen 'The Sixth Sense' and frankly, I'm not taking any chances.