The only thing I care about is credits where it says the dog is playing themself
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Before pulled pork, pork just used to stand on the edge of the dance-floor, nodding to the music and looking cool.
Sign at funeral home: ALL SALES FINAL
Senior: *Gets diploma* I’m glad all the cliquey high school stuff is behind me
Principal: *Laughs for the rest of the graduation ceremony*
Her: Do you like Disney?
Me (trying to flirt): I like both knees.
“I know it doesn’t look good on paper, but hear me out guys, Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN!!!!”
With all the conflicts in the world, the board game Risk has taught me the first thing we should do is invade Australia.
I was mowing the lawn, hit a small rock and it went flying and hit something to the side of me, I looked over and the neighbor’s car had a small dent, I was going to go tell him but then I thought no I better not, he may think I did it.
My girlfriend talks to her dog like it’s going to talk back.
Kind of like when Christians talk to God.
Why does my wife always wait until I’m at the opposite end of the house before asking me to ‘Merm frner mernferr brnerfer!’?