@iLikeCatShirts: House 4 Sale: older home w/ character & charm. Lovely bookshelves. Ignore Matthew McConaughey, we don't know how he got trapped in the wall.
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@kchees: All the single ladies put your hands up! *handcuffs all the single ladies together and pushes them off a cliff* I'm your only option now.
@JamesHavoc: Sometimes I think we are capable of great things as a species, but then I notice how many people can't put their shopping cart away.
@roxiqt: ME: It's been suggested that you are the average of the 5 people that you spend the most time around. Over time, you actually become similar to them. ZOOKEEPER: Get out of the penguin exhibit or I am calling the cops.