@Elizabazinga: [House Hunters episode]
HUSBAND: I'm a Dorito artist
WIFE: And I restore used napkins part time
HUSBAND: And our budget is 1.2mil
![[House Hunters episode]
HUSBAND: I’m a Dorito artist
WIFE: And I restore used napkins part time
HUSBAND: And our budget is 1.2mil](/cache/128486.jpg)
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