@with_a_ph23: How am I supposed to “act my age” when I’ve never been this age before now?
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@ElleOhHell: Many English names are derived from occupations, like Fletcher (arrow maker), Cooper (barrel maker), or Cunningham (tricky pig).
@krisv_723: My neighbor threw away a stair lift. Unrelated, I can now go from my couch to the bathroom without walking.
@LinajkReturns: If he buys your drink, but you're really not interested? Smile at him, thank him and then stick the olive up your nose.
@hipchkk: I encourage my kids to explore art. I insist they know Picasso's Blue Period had nothing to do with the menstrual cycle of a Smurf.