@DangerouslyJoe9: A girl once asked if she wanted me to play Doctor. I said sure and made her wait in 2 different rooms for 45 minutes. Humor stops for no one Samantha

@13spencer: Experimental Music sounds like a cool idea until you realize that the experiment is how bad something can be, and still be called music.

@Kyle_Lippert: Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Romeo: New phone. Who dis?

@AimeeHelene1: 1st day of hunting season: *puts on camo* *climbs up in tree stand* *waits w/binoculars to see one hunter accidentally shoot another hunter*

@texasstalkermom: That awkward moment you run into someone in public that you know, and there is nowhere to hide.