@DangerouslyJoe9: A girl once asked if she wanted me to play Doctor. I said sure and made her wait in 2 different rooms for 45 minutes.
Humor stops for no one Samantha
@13spencer: Experimental Music sounds like a cool idea until you realize that the experiment is how bad something can be, and still be called music.
@Kyle_Lippert: Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Romeo: New phone. Who dis?
@AimeeHelene1: 1st day of hunting season:
*puts on camo*
*climbs up in tree stand*
*waits w/binoculars to see one hunter accidentally shoot another hunter*
@texasstalkermom: That awkward moment you run into someone in public that you know, and there is nowhere to hide.
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