What’s up r/relationships. So here’s the deal I gave my girlfriend the 2nd toothbrush in a 2 pack when she stayed over last night and she refuses to pay me $1.37 (half the price of the 2 pack ROUNDED DOWN). Should i key her car
“How can I be racist if I have friends who are black?”
The same way a serial killer can have friends who are alive.
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I hate these services like Tinder and Grindr. I remember back when if you wanted to have sex, someone else had to make a huge mistake.
Best part of being married is blaming your partner for shrinking something in the dryer because you’re getting fat & it doesn’t fit anymore.
Sorry I headbutted you, I was gonna punch you but, I was holding wine.
New rule: advertisements can no longer use adjectives.
I’ll decide what is “fresh” and “natural” and “like a real girl” thank you very much
age 9- *jumps off fences, feels fine*
age 19- *jumps off garage on a dare, feels fine*
age 39- *takes Aleve cuz I “slept funny”
I’ve been a girl for 36 years, and I still don’t know how to correctly use bobby pins.
*Guy is rushed in on a stretcher*
DR: what happened
EMT: we found him passed out & seizing during a shrek marathon
DR: WE’VE GOT AN OGREDOSE
Prominently display feminine hygiene products in your living space to let him know your eggs are still viable.
I tried killing a spider with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective