@mishakey: How come when my kid wants to show me something, she has to place it directly inside my cornea?
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@tsm560: All of my friends are in love and I’m still on my own but I’m not gonna feel bad for them.
@SuperApple8: Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop.
@TheTimmyToes: [finally rich enough to go to a tailor] "How can I help you sir?" One clothes please!
@Book_Krazy: Hub: Still mad? Me: Jack & Jill went up the hill H: To fetch a pail of water M: Jack fell down & died a violent death Hub: Ok, still mad