Is your refrigerator running?
Because I might vote for it.
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If I’m reading this DNA report correctly, the thin lines here and the thick lines over here mean nothing is my fault.
FRIEND: What are you doing?
ME: I just [smashes ball] really hate this wall
FRIEND: u know what [grabs racket] so do I
Groom: Dude, the invitation was for Gandalf the Grey.
Gandalf: Oh, it’s Gandalf the White now.
Gandalf: [looks fabulous]
It was the third time that summer they’d dug up her garden, and Barbara decided it was time to send the bunnies a message.
It’s “Bring Your Kids To Work Day” and all my cats are fighting in the break room.
As my kids get older, I am more convinced that drinking water fixes everything.
Have a stomachache – drink some water
Have a headache – you really need to drink more water
Bear attack on the way to school – I bet the bear was dehydrated, here have a glass of water
[Hall of Justice]
BATMAN: What a day…I just saved Gotham
SUPERMAN: For sure…I just saved the planet
AQUAMAN: I hear ya…I just got tangled up in some brine shrimp
This makes total sense…
“Something in the way she moos / attracts me like no udder lover”