@J0hnnyBlaze: How do girls remember every word of an argument? I don't remember what I had for dinner and I'm eating it now
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@JesseFernandez: Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys "at law" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something.
@AndrewNadeau0: TIDE: Hey, where ya goin’? MOON: Oh, um, I’m just gonna go over here. TIDE: Okay cool I’ll come too. MOON: No, no, that’s fine… TIDE: This is fun, ilu so much. MOON: That’s nice, I’m actually gonna go back to where I was. TIDE: omg that’s amazing, me too.
@InternetHippo: "What are you doing, idiot?" – me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot?" – me, to myself, in all other situations