People hiking with a giant stick never seem any better at hiking than the rest of us.
How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
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*he serves a tennis ball right into the crowd*
If familiarity breeds contempt and absence makes the heart grow fonder, then by definition marriage is a terrible idea.
Can we all agree that “K” is not short for “OK,” it’s short for STFU?
Me: I think that’s Dave
Wife: It’s not Dave
Me: Gonna wave to him
Me: Hey Dave!
Auctioneer: New bidder at $80,000
Me: It’s not Dave
Lack of diversity in period pieces is wild. It’s as if black ppl were invented during slavery got discontinued then relaunched in the 60s.
I’ve spent the better part of my marriage battling to get these two strings inside my wife’s shirt to actually stay on this hanger
*car isn’t exactly where I thought I parked it*
Someone stole my car.
If you love something, let it go. Unless that thing is a cat. Your cat will not come back.