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@Spaced_Cowboy00: How I flirt with girls:
1. Walk past them 15 times
2. Go home
@TheBoydP: Top Seven Things Men Don’t See Coming:
7. Plot twists
6. Police cruiser
4. Trash day
3. Health issues
2. Her reaction
@Talk_To_The_Hat: I broke my finger yesterday. On the other hand, I'm okay.
@RickAaron: In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man.
@NotThatKristi: If I was a funeral director, I'd tell everyone "I'll see you later" & then wink, because it's fun to freak people out.
@BoogTweets: Might get a face tattoo that says: make good choices