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@Mardigroan: "How is tofu made?"
Well, when an edamame loves an edadade very much....
@THEDUTHCHESS: Yesterday 9 asked what's the meaning of life and 6 punched him, but that was yesterday when I was on acid. Numbers don't usually talk to me.
@E_lok44: 90% of marriage is turning on a loud appliance when your spouse calls out to you from another room.
@krisv_723: <At Duel>
"Draw your weapon"
Me: *frantically trying to sketch a bear with gun legs & a shark head.
@houffy: Apparently Mr. Neeson's "particular set of skills" is terrible at keeping his family from getting kidnapped.
@MickSnark: Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago.