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@Mardigroan: "How is tofu made?"
Well, when an edamame loves an edadade very much....
@BruceForce: Can't believe Sting isn't the lead singer of the Scorpions
@GeorgiaSweet20: *Boyfriend gets in bed*
Him: Wanna fool around?
Me: *Doesn't hear him because I'm tipping the cheetos bag directly into my mouth*
@Not_a_JesusGirl: Santa is a smart guy. Visits people only once a year.
@bornmiserable: [me, being murdered] agree to disagree
@GrantTanaka: astronauts be acting like they’re so cool, as if we didn’t know at least 60 dogs and monkeys went to space before them