@JPLFR80: How long does Chewbacca take to shampoo his hair?
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@InternetHippo: ME: People should be able to say what they want w/o consequences, that’s the essence of free speech SOMEONE: You suck ME: Call the police
@TweetPotato314: my wife: we have to wear what we died in for eternity!? st. peter: that’s right me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what’d he say
@MissSassy_Pants: You know how when a car in front of you is going to parallel park but they waive you by first as if to say "I'm gonna mess this up and I don't need any witnesses"? I wish I could do that for my life in general.