@JPLFR80: How long does Chewbacca take to shampoo his hair?
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@Dutch_50: What's the name of the phobia for a fear of opening your mailbox because there might be a wedding invitation inside?
@WheelTod: My dad, a pilot rescued on French soil, behind a hidden wall panel with 8 Jewish children as the Nazis search, quietly opens a bag of chips
@BooFricketyHoo: Dried up sea monkeys taste nothing like chicken. Related: Never ever put your kids seamonkey packets near your cup o'noodles packets. Ever.
@psybermonkey: "Ok so I managed to squeeze everything into two separate boxes for you. This one has the ribs in it." –a nice waiter or a bad mortician