@AmishPornStar1: How many boxes of Girl Scout cookies are in a serving?
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@Browtweaten: Friend: You can improve your visual acuity with carrots Me: *shoving a carrot into each eye* You better be right about this, Gary
@WilliamAder: "Grammies" is a shortening of "gramophones." Now that most people listen to music on their smartphones, the awards should probably be called (and I love this) "Phonies."