@BoogTweets: How many priest do you have to fight to get to the pope
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@dreadnaught69: I was pretty sure you were the wrong kind of crazy. Then you used "luckfully" in a tweet and removed all doubt.
@LizHackett: A posh woman asked where I got my boots and I didn't want to say TJ Maxx, so I told her I won them in a bar fight.
@AndrewNadeau0: 6 YEAR OLD RENOVATOR: So over here we'll tear up the carpet, and obviously add a lot of furniture, as the floor will be lava.