turns out Xenophobia is not ‘A fear of Warrior Princesses’
How many pushups can Ryan Gosling do?
All of them.
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1. Buy me food
2. Cook me food
3. Be food
I just figured out how to deal with a situation that I was thrown into in 1978.
Not to brag, but I can unhook a bra using just a bent paper clip, some WD-40, and my reading glasses.
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ME: Nice try. You’re not getting the last piece of pizza.
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