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@sarcasticmommy4: How to get your kids to stop coming with you to Target:

Son: Mom, can you buy this for me?
Me: I'm not your Mom.
Son: Mom, stop.
Me: Let's go find your Mom.
Son: MOM, STOP!
Me: SECURITY!

How to get your kids to stop coming with you to Target:

Son: Mom, can you buy this for me?
Me: I’m not your Mom. 
Son: Mom, stop. 
Me: Let’s go find your Mom. 
Son: MOM, STOP!
Me: SECURITY!

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