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@GinjaNinjaSarah: How to make infinite energy.
@1evilidiot: I'm pretty sure these people at the next table are talking about how paranoid I am.
@Tiffy224: Every time I see a dude in a trench coat i assume he's going to flash me. When it doesn't happen, I assume he's just a spy
@Gupton68: *takes all the free samples from the deli counter*
~ adds Freelance Cheese Taster to my resumé
@briangaar: If she says "I'm fine" that means she's fine and you can keep playing Xbox
@brianbowman73: Beats by Dre is such a huge success that I think he should start a sunglasses line.
50 Shades of Dre.