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@roxiqt: DATE: I want someone that brings me fancy gifts ME, A CROW: [revealing a shiny bottle cap I found] m'lady
@3sunzzz: If you want to receive a text message every 3 minutes for an hour, send your husband to the grocery store.
@ceejoyner: Our guide called the bear tracks I found bike tracks. Laugh it up pal, but if these bears are on bikes we're all going to die out here.