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@TEXASVETERAN: Neighbor thinks I'm stalking her. Any time she hears a noise she is purified. Petrified! Sorry, not easy reading a diary thru binoculars.
@afynou: -hey lucifer. did it hurt -did what hurt -when you fell from heaven -for the last time gabriel i am not going out with you
@POTerritory: Told my wife I'd marry her all over again, and we both understood it would only be to get more gifts.
@ermahgarton: According to my bank account, I'm Rich! Rich Anderson, the name of the man whose identity I stole.