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My uncle (111 M) gifted me (50 M) a ring before leaving to go travelling. A close family friend (2,019 M) told me to destroy the ring due to problematic associations with the jeweller who made it, but the ring is precious to me and I would feel guilty throwing it away. AITA?
an armadillo clock that rolls away so you gotta get up to turn off the alarm
It’s called the Alarmadillo
Even if your wife uses dual a sim phone, save both the number under one name “WIFE”.
Never save it as “Wife 1” & “Wife 2”.
Saw a unicorn using a phone booth and all I can think is, who is she calling?
How do you end an argument with a woman?
Tell her to calm down.
You’re dead now but the argument is over.
If you find a perfectly usable item discarded outside someone’s house, it’s best to assume it is haunted and leave it well alone:
– a nice chair? No, an evil chair
– a child’s bike? No, a possessed child’s bike
– a half-eaten burrito? Eat the burrito
So much wasted time in public school, as an adult I’ve never used cursive, done algebra, or had to remember anything from sex ed.
The holidays are coming. If you do NOT want snakes please send me a notarized letter asking for NO SNAKES. Otherwise you are getting snakes.